28.12.10

REVIEW: 'Antichrist' by Lars Von Trier.

Director: Lars Von Trier.
Writer: Lars Von Trier.
Starring: Willem “Don’t cut me!” Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg.
Budget: $11 Million.
Year of release: 2009.




Despite claims by the media that he is a megalomaniacal misogynist, I am actually convinced that Lars Von Trier is very humble about the ‘importance’ of his work. The critic’s screening of his latest film, Antichrist, at the Cannes film festival was greeted with both cheers and boos from a divided press. At the conference that followed the screening, reporters and critics alike were all very confused by his little horror film.

A reporter for the British newspaper, the Daily Mail, asked Von Trier: “Would you please, for my benefit, explain and justify why you made this film?”

Von Trier’s reply: “I don’t feel I have to justify...” He was cut off at this point by the same journalist who said quite angrily: “Yes you do! This is the Cannes film festival, and you’ve brought your film here and you have to explain why you made it!”

Von Trier then said: “You are all my guests here. It’s not the other way around. It’s the hand of God I’m afraid. And I’m the best director in the world. Though I’m not sure God is the best God in the world.” Though many have probably misinterpreted the above statement, I believe it is a case of this notoriously cheeky Danish film-maker taking the piss.

Speaking of piss, the reporter who demanded Von Trier justify his film was really pissed off. You could clearly see that the anger sharks were swimming in his head as if Von Trier had personally come into his home and shat in his wife’s casserole.

Such absurd anger highlights the schizophrenic view that many hold towards the film industry. Antichrist is a violent film, but the examples of extreme violence are extremely brief. This is in stark contrast to the brutally drawn out violence of films like Hostel or Saw, both of which were met with the usual outrage from the lunatic American Christian right, but were pretty much left alone by the mainstream media.

This is not to mention other movies or television shows that all feature implied violence on a much grander scale than Von Trier has depicted across the entirety of his career. What is the body-count in the popular Keifer Sutherland vehicle 24? Yet 24 aired on the Fox network with a PG-13 rating.

It might be said that movies with high body counts often don’t show explicit gore and are therefore okay, but sometimes the acts of violence in these mainstream films result in the death of innocent characters. When Neo kills all those security guards in the famous lobby shoot-out, we know that innocent people plugged into the Matrix actually fucking die. Yet, no critics demanded a justification for the Matrix movies. 

Here is the apparent inconsistency: In Hollywood, violence is okay as long as we don’t get up close and personal with it. In Antichrist there is a gruesome genital mutilation filmed in extreme close-up, but the character isn’t killed as a result. The very fact that we see the act close-up (and probably because the act is done to an area of the body pertaining to sex) is enough for the film to be immediately dubbed as ‘shocking’ and ‘scandalous.’ Meanwhile, 24 can show us prolonged scenes of torture and get a pass. I just don't think that all the outrage at Antichrist is justifiable in this respect.

I do suspect that the outrage has less to do with the gruesome depictions of violence and more to do with the message Von Trier sends with it. The themes are incredibly grave, but they are important and they are seldom addressed in the medium of film. One theme is the inherent sexism that exists in modern society. The antagonist in Antichrist is a woman who doesn’t ask permission to perform evil acts, she just does them as a fully autonomous agent. Here, Von Trier seems to be taking a jab at the way modern society tends to victimise women. If you want to get an idea of what I mean, you can watch virtually any mainstream Hollywood film where female characters are consistently unequal to their male counterparts in respect to their capacity for violence. Sure, the recent trend is to give female characters some capacity for violence (think Keira Knightly sword fighting in the Pirate movies) but it is always attached with some cutesy joke ("You think that's bad? Try wearing a corset!") It is rare in a film if a female character ever possesses the same capacity for violence as a male character without some sort of disclaimer being attached. 

Von Trier seems to be suggesting that women are just as capable as men at acts of innate violence. Furthermore, given the extent at which our behaviour is defined genetically, and given the genetic difference between men and women, Von Trier is suggesting that women are capable of a kind of violence that a male dominated industry (such as Hollywood) is incapable of understanding. 

Maybe, just maybe, the reason critics are offended by Antichrist is because they know that a lot of it is pertinent but don’t want to accept Von Trier’s vision of contemporary society. If he was just some sleaze-ball movie-maker, critics might be inclined to dismiss him entirely as they did the guy responsible for Battlefield Earth. But Von Trier is an outstanding film-maker and his work commands intention. So the 'intellectual' critics angrily demand justifications for his films. One is reminded of Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451 and its concerns with anti-intellectualism pervading modern media.

For those dear readers who want to know whether Antichrist is any good, I’m glad to answer in the affirmative. In terms technical achievement, Antichrist far surpasses Dancer in the Dark in terms of design and cinematography. Antichrist may be a nightmare, but it is a beautifully constructed one, as vivid as any you might have had after drinking certain red wines after midnight. Dafoe and Gainsbourg shine in their parts and credit must be given to Gainsbourg specifically for taking on such a complicated role that has the capacity to be so misunderstood. In the beginning, she inspires empathy and by the end she inspires a kind of terror that could only come about from witnessing the slow decline into psychotic madness of someone you love dearly.

Von Trier criticises society from a level that is not analytical but emotional. If you want a frank and highly intellectual discussion on social injustice, you should turn to the works of Germaine Greer. If you want to directly experience such injustice, Antichrist is as close as you can get without spending some time alone in the woods with a woman guilty of infanticide. His capacity to inspire sheer existential dread is the reason he is one of the most powerful film-makers working today. It’s also the reason I can only ever watch about two of his films a year. I suspect my next review might be a Pixar flick.

Five Stars:





9.12.10

'Inception' by Christopher Nolan.

Title: 'Inception.'
Director: Christopher Nolan.
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Starring: Leo. Juno. That guy from '10 Things I Hate About You.' The creepy guy from 'Red Eye'. And of course, the wizard Michael Caine. 
Budget: $130 Million 
So how much money has it made?: Slow down Gordon Gecko, it's made $825,124,816. Not quite Avatar, but close enough to make the blue space kitties nervous.
Year of release: 2010.





Watched Inception last night for the first time and have to say I’m having trouble determining what all the fuss is about. Ever since his whole Batman phase, I’ve had trouble taking Christopher Nolan seriously; all his movies just come across as phoney. Then again, I never had much patience for the ‘superhero’ thing. Trust the concept of an all powerful benevolent being with magical powers to come from America, the global hegemon that has actually convinced itself that its job is to bring free-market values to every corner of the globe whilst simultaneously fucking up everything it touches. I know that The Dark Knight was all about grittifying the Batman mythos to give depth to the character, but the whole thing just seemed like a pro-government ‘keep the maniac masses in line’ diatribe, spliced between action sequences that probably cost as much to film as an American bachelor’s degree.


The concept of Inception is good enough: A group of thieves that make a living off of stealing secrets from within the depths of people’s minds, but the flick was slow moving without being dramatically engaging. Attempts to explain the science behind dream invasion were laughable, as Mr. 10 Things I Hate About You quips: “Five minutes of real time equals one hour of dream time!” Is that so? Maybe you should inject yourself into a coma so you can spend another five hundred days with that chick from Evil Trees. This is my problem with most American movies, we’ve seen all the actors before a dozen times over and they all seem to play the same fucking role, so much so that you start referring to them as the character they most memorably played. When my girlfriend asked me about what was going on in the movie, I said something like: “Fucked if I know, I think Juno is some kind of architect, like in those Matrix movies.”  Leo seems to have escaped this, shedding his cute boy skin and actually attempting some pretty cool roles (“Take the diamond, huh?”) and maturing as a result, but as for the others, they all just seem to be painting by numbers.

I guess I was also expecting Inception to be much more playful than it actually was. Whenever something went right for Leo, whenever his plan seemed to be going off splendidly,  I half wished he would say “Boom baby!” and then commence with some insane dream infiltration sequence, complete with up-tempo jazz music and the sipping of a martini at the conclusion. What we got instead was dialogue that took itself too seriously and some aesthetically pleasing low gravity action scenes.

I’m sure that I probably watched Inception in less than optimal conditions. I was tired and it was just so fucking hot (curse these Australian summers). I had found a working electric fan on the side of the road that day, but I had to turn it off because I was paranoid it was interfering with the volume of my television. So my girlfriend and I were hot, cranky and not in the mood for any tricky shit, which Inception is bursting at the seams with. The complicated nature of Inception’s plot and the stunning special effects meant that I was simultaneously trying to keep track of which dream within a dream within a dream the characters were in as well as pontificating on how the crew might have achieved particular shots (“How did they do that crazy low-gravity hallway fight scene? Did they have an actual room that spun around like in that Micallef Pogram sketch? Or did they just use computers? Oh fuck, now they’re in the snow? Jesus.”) I also watched it on DVD and it seemed like a film that ought to be viewed on blu-ray on a big HD TV. But as Mick Jagger once famously crooned: "You can’t always get what you want..." Especially when you possess a degree that is as vocationally useful as a tool-box filled with diarrhoea.


In fact as I debate whether or not using those Stones lyrics in this review is too much of a cliché, the more I’m convinced that the song perfectly complements Inception. Only you’d have to omit the concluding lyric: ‘But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need!’ Because ultimately, nobody really needs to see Inception. Sure it’s fun while it lasts, but it’s ultimately superfluous. The only thing you’ll take from it is a sense that Christopher Nolan is very clever, and a headache. But don’t take my word for it, I’m just a punk with a film blog and if I knew any better, I’d be making the fucking things. 

Three Stars:








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1.12.10

Alphabetical Film Review Listing.

All movies are given a star rating out of five; one star being a horrible film and five stars being tremendous.

#.


- '127 Hours' directed by Danny Boyle.


A.


- 'Anaconda' directed by Luis Llosa.


- 'Animal Kingdom' directed by David Michod.

- 'Antichrist' directed by Lars Von Trier.


B.


- 'Black Swan' directed by Darren Aronofsky.

- 'The Box' directed by Richard Kelly.


C.


D.


- 'Deliverance' directed by John Boorman.

- 'Devil' directed by John Eric Dowdle.

- 'Drive Angry' directed by Patrick Lussier.


E.


- 'Easy Rider' directed by Dennis Hopper.


F.


- 'The Fighter' directed by David O. Russell.


- 'Friday the 13th' directed by Sean S. Cunningham.


G.


- 'Gentlemen Broncos' directed by Jared Hess.

- 'Gnomeo and Juliet' directed by Kelly Asbury.


H.


- 'Hanna' directed by Joe Wright.


- 'Hobo with a Shotgun' directed by Jason Eisener.


I.


- 'I'm Still Here' directed by Casey Affleck.


- 'Inception' directed by Christopher Nolan.

- 'Insidious' directed by James Wan.


J.


- 'Jackass 3D' directed by Jeff Tremaine.


K.


- 'The Kids Are All Right' directed by Lisa Cholodenko.


- 'The King's Speech' directed by Tom Hooper.


L.


- 'The Last Action Hero' directed by John McTiernan.

- 'The Ledge' directed by Mathew Chapman.

- 'Limitless' directed by Neil Burger.


- 'Little Fockers' directed by Paul Weitz.

- 'The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring [Extended Edition]' directed by Peter Jackson.


M.


- 'Monster' directed by Patty Jenkins.


N.


O.


P.


- 'Paul' directed by Greg Mottola.


- 'Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' directed by Rob Marshall.

- 'Poltergeist' directed by Tobe Hooper.


Q.


R.


- 'Rabbit Hole' directed by John Cameron Mitchell.

- 'Reservoir Dogs' directed by Quentin Tarantino.


S.


- 'Saw: The Final Chapter' directed by Kevin Greutert.

- 'Scream 4' directed by Wes Craven.

- 'The Social Network' directed by David Fincher.

- 'Somewhere' directed by Sofia Copolla.

- 'Splice' directed by Vincenzo Natalia.


T.


- 'Tangled' directed by Nathan Greno and Byron Howard.

- 'Tree of Life' directed by Terrence Malick.

- 'True Grit' directed by The Coen Brothers.


U.


V.


W.


- 'We Need To Talk About Kevin' directed by Lynne Ramsay.


X.


- 'X-Men: First Class' directed by Mathew Vaughn.


Y.


Z.