Okay, so here is how this is going to work: Whenever I watch a movie, I’m going to review it here. Please note that I’m firmly of the belief that all critics are arseholes (with the exception of the legendary partnership of David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz. Those two are so fucking classy that their poo probably smells like those cinnamon cookies they sell at ALDI at Christmas time.) I’m also aware that nobody wants to be a critic when they grow up. The reason I believe I’m qualified to review movies is...Fuck you, I don’t need a reason. I do it because I like it and it relieves a lot of the misery that comes with living in the wonderful, liberally-democratic Australia, with its remarkable civil liberties and freedom of education. If the blog fails, or I become bored, I’ll probably just stop it. Anyway, I’ve already told you enough about me, I’d like to get to know you. So read my reviews and drop me a comment. I’ll be sure to read and reply to every single one. As an added bonus, the first fifty posters will get a complimentary picture of my cat Stanley with a funny hat photo-shopped on his head. I hear you people that live in the internets love kitties.
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